A sudden push from the industry,A sudden grant in the fall,By three R's left unguardedThey have entered our study hall.They climb into the curriculum,O’er plans, objectives, and goals,If I try to escape, they surround me,With carrels, consultants, and polls.They almost devour me with data,Hard copy is ever replete,But it beats chalk dust and dittos[1],And the students think that it’s neat ...