OpenAI raises $122B

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OpenAI closed a record-breaking funding round at $852 billion post-money valuation with $122 billion committed capital. The company raised $3 billion from individual investors and generates $2 billion in monthly revenue.

The Claude Code Source Leak: fake tools, frustration regexes, undercover mode

Anthropic accidentally exposed Claude Code's source code and internal features, including anti-distillation mechanisms and a companion system. The leak reveals product roadmap details that competitors can now see and react to.

GitHub's Historic Uptime

GitHub's Historic Uptime All data sourced from the official status page.

Ministack (Replacement for LocalStack)

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AWS services run on real infrastructure, including databases, containers, and caching. LocalStack offers a Pro version with real infrastructure support for AWS services.

Cohere Transcribe: Speech Recognition

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Cohere Transcribe is an open-source automatic speech recognition model that achieves state-of-the-art accuracy with a low word error rate of 5.42%. It is available for download and can be used for real-world transcription tasks across 14 languages.

Slop is not necessarily the future

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AI models will write good code due to economic incentives, as good code is cheaper to generate and maintain. Economic forces will drive AI models to generate simpler, good code as it will be cheaper overall.
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pg_textsearch is a PostgreSQL extension for full-text search with BM25 ranking. It supports indexing, querying, and faceting with various language configurations and parameters.

Open source CAD in the browser (Solvespace)

SolveSpace has a web version that runs in the browser with some speed penalty and bugs. It's experimental and can be hosted locally like static web content.

Teenage Engineering's PO-32 acoustic modem and synth implementation

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libpo32 reimplements the PO-32 Tonic transfer stack for embedded targets. It builds, sends, and receives PO-32 transfers using freestanding C99.

OkCupid gave 3M dating-app photos to facial recognition firm, FTC says

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OkCupid and Match Group settled with the Trump administration over sharing 3 million user photos with a facial recognition firm without consent. They agreed to a permanent prohibition on misrepresenting data use and sharing, without paying a fine.

Nematophagous Fungus

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Nematophagous fungi are carnivorous fungi that trap and digest nematodes using various methods. Over 700 species exist, with some using glue traps, rings, or toxins to catch their prey.

Show HN: Forkrun – NUMA-aware shell parallelizer (50×–400× faster than parallel)

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forkrun is a self-tuning, drop-in replacement for GNU Parallel that accelerates shell-based data preparation by 50×–400× on modern CPUs and scales linearly on NUMA architectures. It operates completely differently, using a pipeline with four stages to preserve physical locality and minimize IPC overhead.

I Traced My Traffic Through a Home Tailscale Exit Node

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You set up a Tailscale exit node on your Proxmox box to route internet traffic through your home network, achieving full-tunnel VPN-like behavior. This setup shifts trust from your current network to your controlled exit node machine.

4D Doom

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The demo HYPERHELL is a 4D game that requires WebGPU compatible hardware and browser, where players navigate a maze and interact with the Bargainer to survive. The game uses a new rendering technique called the "Unblink" mechanic, which simulates a 4D camera with a 3D sensor.

Claude Code's source code has been leaked via a map file in their NPM registry

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A Primer on Long-Duration Life Support

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A Mars mission requires reliable life support systems for air, water, food, and waste recycling, as well as medical facilities and fire safety measures, all while managing limited space and resources. The crew's health and well-being depend on solving complex technical challenges, including water recovery, food storage, and laundry, which are crucial for a successful and sustainable mission to Mars.

From 300KB to 69KB per Token: How LLM Architectures Solve the KV Cache Problem

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Language models use a key-value cache to store and recall conversation history, but this cache has physical and memory limitations, leading to context degradation and the need for external memory systems. Researchers are exploring ways for models to learn and manage their own memory, potentially leading to more efficient and effective language processing.

Axios compromised on NPM – Malicious versions drop remote access trojan

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StepSecurity identified malicious versions of the axios HTTP client library published to npm, axios@1.14.1 and axios@0.30.4, which inject a remote access trojan (RAT) dropper. Developers who installed these versions should rotate all secrets and credentials, check network logs, and downgrade to safe versions, and StepSecurity provides end-to-end npm supply chain security across three pillars: ...

Accidentally created my first fork bomb with Claude Code

The user created a hook that caused a fork bomb, bricking their computer due to excessive memory usage, but luckily the computer's caching saved it from further damage. The user had been experimenting with Claude, a large language model, and built various tools to help with their work, but the experience was imperfect and costly, resulting in a $3800 API bill.

Audio tapes reveal mass rule-breaking in Milgram's obedience experiments

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Researchers analyzed audio recordings from the Milgram experiment and found that obedient participants broke the rules of the study most of the time, often ignoring the scientific procedure. This suggests that the laboratory environment was one of unauthorized violence, rather than a legitimate scientific study.

Why the US Navy won't blast the Iranians and 'open' Strait of Hormuz

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The US Navy's power projection is limited by shore-based anti-access and area denial systems, making it vulnerable to Iranian and Chinese missiles. This shift in naval warfare requires a reevaluation of investment in expensive instruments of national power.

GitHub Monaspace Case Study

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GitHub and Lettermatic collaborated to create Monaspace, a superfamily of five interchangeable typefaces for code editors. Monaspace offers high personalization and accessibility features, including Texture Healing, which improves legibility in monospace typefaces.

Scotty: A beautiful SSH task runner

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Scotty is a new SSH task runner that lets you define deploy scripts and run them from your terminal with real-time output. It supports both Blade and plain bash formats, and offers features like pause and pretend modes.

Securing Elliptic Curve Cryptocurrencies Against Quantum Vulnerabilities [pdf]

Researchers from Google Quantum AI and other institutions have published a whitepaper warning of the potential risks of quantum computers to blockchain security, particularly in cryptocurrencies that rely on Elliptic Curve Discrete Logarithm Problem (ECDLP) cryptography. They estimate that a quantum computer with fewer than half a million physical qubits could break ECDLP-based cryptography ...

Combinators

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Combinators are functions that refer to their arguments without modifying them. They are often represented by bird names in APL, such as Kestrel and Cardinal.

Ask HN: Distributed data centers in our basements

The idea of using home basements as mini data centers to reduce energy consumption and increase efficiency is unrealistic due to various technical, security, and regulatory challenges. However, it could be feasible for personal use or small-scale services, especially with advancements in hardware and software security, and if bandwidth and connectivity issues can be resolved.

Microsoft: Copilot is for entertainment purposes only

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You agree to these terms by using Copilot, which includes rules for using the service, protecting others, and respecting Microsoft's rights. By using Copilot, you grant Microsoft permission to use your content and agree to their terms, including the Microsoft Services Agreement and the Microsoft Privacy Statement.

What major works of literature were written after age of 85? 75? 65?

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The author discussed major works published by authors over 85, citing Sophocles' Philoctetes and Goethe's Faust, but found few notable works by authors over 80. A list of notable works by authors over 65 includes V. Hugo's Ninety-three, T. Mann's Doctor Faustus, and J. Saramago's Blindness.

JSSE: A JavaScript Engine Built by an Agent

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The author built a JavaScript engine called JSSE from scratch in six weeks using a single agent, Claude Code, without writing any Rust code, and it passed 100% of test262 non-staging tests. The project demonstrated the power of agentic coding and the importance of a good plan, and it laid the groundwork for future improvements in software production.

Oracle slashes 30k jobs

Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees, roughly 18% of its workforce, in a single email with no advance notice. The cuts are tied to Oracle's aggressive expansion into AI infrastructure, freeing up $8-10 billion in cash flow.